Scrapped — the start of another zombie fic?

[tozette]

This is the start of a fic I was writing in 2016, over a decade ago, which was a sequel to To Teach You (Nothing Like A Zombie Apocalypse), a fic in which modern AU Deidara guides Hidan through a zombie infested city.

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It takes only a couple of days for somebody to respond to Deidara’s forum post, and, really, nobody expected that to work. Hidan certainly hadn’t. The forums used to be pretty active, but slowly and surely their use dropped off at roughly the same rate as people dropped off. Either that or they didn’t have access—no generators, maybe.

But apparently it’s not just Deidara and Sasori chatting up the ghost in the machine out there: there’s at least one person, a strange pink-haired girl all on her own in the middle of nowhere forest.

Ten minutes ago, Hidan would have called bullshit, but he's seen her now. Her odd little figure is still walking on the satellite image Sasori captured, glowing harshly out of the old CRT monitor on the desk.

She posted a geocode, which seems like a big risk for one girl all alone. It's probably not where she's actually living. She's got a motorbike, too.

“We’re going to head out and meet her,” Deidara announces with way too much excitement. “Her email says she’s with a couple of other people. She didn't specify how many exactly —"

“Which would have been stupid,” Sasori interjects calmly, spearing a piece of fish and looking at it like it might contain the answers to all the questions of the universe. (It doesn’t. Only Jashin does. Hidan’s told him, honestly.)

"— right,” Deidara agrees, “but we picked a spot near that bend in the river –"

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And that's all I've got. Evidently I was planning on a funky little akatsuki-and-sakura-brave-the-zombie-apocalypse modern au fic (I have no memory of this place), but I did not get very far lol.